You screwed up.
We can help.

Forgot the anniversary?

Said the wrong thing?

Didn’t make the reservation?

Forgot something she specifically told you not to forget?

You’re in the right department.

Choose a peace offering #IShouldHaveKnownBetter

Damage assessment

How bad is it?

Every case is different. Let’s assess the damage.

Approved remedies

Choose the appropriate response.

Four official peace offerings. Select the level that best reflects the damage.

Level 1 · Official issue$350

The “My Bad”

For minor infractions.

Petite luxury floral arrangement
Small-batch artisan chocolates
Embossed card with your handwritten apology

Level 2 · Official issue$850

The “I Should Have Known Better”

For offenses where ignorance is no longer a credible defense.

Grand designer floral display
Bespoke scented candle
Artisanal French confections
Wax-sealed apology letter

Level 3 · Official issue$2850

The “Doghouse” Deluxe

Things have escalated.

Iconic Tiffany & Co. necklace
Premium designer florals
Curated artisanal sweets
Official Departmental apology certificate

Level 4 · Official issue$12500

The “Code Red” Emergency Crate

For the gentleman who has exhausted “I’m sorry.”

Diamond tennis bracelet
Chilled bottle of Dom Pérignon Vintage Champagne
Reserve caviar pairing with mother-of-pearl spoons
Extravagant seasonal florals
Expedited white-glove hand delivery

Private client protocol

The Apology Process

Confess

Tell us what happened. No judgment. Probably.

Assess

We’ll help you choose an apology appropriate to the offense. Because forgetting dinner reservations and forgetting your anniversary are not the same crime.

Personalize

Choose her favorites, add a message, and tell us the important details you should probably have remembered in the first place.

Deploy

We assemble the peace offering and get it on its way. Your apology, professionally assisted.

Important notice

“A gift is not an apology.”

We can provide the peace offering. You still have to mean it.

A good apology acknowledges what happened, takes responsibility and doesn’t make her explain why she’s upset for the fourth time.

We’ll help with the presentation. The rest is on you.

You screwed up.We can help.